Thursday, August 11, 2011

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry I haven't been around for a while. I'm sorry that I disappeared from the Internet, kind of. If you've been looking for me, which you probably haven't, but if you have, I don't think you would have found anything. I'm moving. Not moving house, not moving cities, nothing like that. I'm moving blogs. Moving servers, moving emotions. I'm sorry I didn't tell you. I made the account months ago, but haven't posted anything there yet, I feel like I've been waiting for something that's never going to come. I will be back, periodically, if I have a secret to tell, or if I just feel nostalgic.

If you want to come and visit me there, its So..... maybe I'll see you around.

I also have a recent travel blog from a trip to Europe,

Love and goodbye,

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

I thought about one more thing that I just cannot stand.

When people get crumbs in the butter or margarine, or peanut butter or what ever spreadable substance you are putting on your bread. The crumbs will go stale and mouldy long before whatever it is that they are in goes mouldy. DO NOT GET CRUMBS IN THE SPREADABLE SUBSTANCES PEOPLE......... Because you are the people who are bothering me.

Have a nice life.

Sunday, October 10, 2010

So, I need to talk.

Yesterday, i needed to talk, today I need to talk. I need to talk about my pet peeves. I don't know why I want to talk about these things, I usually keep someof them to myselves.

I cannot stand listening to people eat. Especially if everything else is silent.
I get really annoyed when people leave the lid up of the toilet.
I hate Enterprise rental car commercials. No reason, I just do.
I hate when somebody stops their shopping cart right in the middle of the iasle and there is no room to pass them on either side.
I hate when people way "no, you don't understand".
I really don't like when something is called "semi-secret".
I really really really hate when people say "well, why would you want to do that?"
I hate and cannot stand when animals are mistreated. In zoos, amusment parks and just people in general. Especially when they die.

I could go on, but I would rather talk about things that just make me happy.

I love when you come inside and the whole hosue smells really good, like whatever you are having for dinner.
Homemade creme of tomato soup. 'nough said.
Chickens Inspired by Chickens.
Black deer, they are reallllllly cool.
I love the steam that comes off of a good cup of tea.

I love alot of other things, and I'm sure that I will be able to think of somemore before the weekend is out.

Have a wonderful Thanksgiving!!

Love Laura

Saturday, October 9, 2010

What is an instant????? If something is instantaneous, what is it, how long does it take, a second, half a second???? I was just wondering. Also, what is the plural of the word "sneeze"? Nanowrimo is coming up next month and these are all things that are going to be encompassed into my "written word", I don't want to call it a novel, because it may not be a novel, I have no idea what it will be.

So, I have some goals, some short-term goals and some long-term goals. Right now, I want to finish my planning, a stupid course that that is required by by our school. If I finish it by the end of the month I get a new I Pod, I really want a new I Pod, mine is quite old, as I have had it for a long time, Duhhhhhhhhhhh. I also want to learn to play the guitar, I have a guitar, but I don't know how to play it. I am getting it restrung, and I am going to learn how to play it. By the end of the dance season, or maybe by Christmas I will have all off my splits down, falt, and by the end of the year I will be able to roll through the straddle. I want to be able to do a free hand-stand, I can to one against a wall, and can support myself, but I want to have the balance to do a free-standing hand-stand. I want to be able to make good gozleme, right now, the gozleme I make is crap, and I mean crap. I want to be able to do it right.

I will be amazed if there is anybody still reading at this point. This has been an entirely random post, I am extremely bored, and I am thankful if you care enough to still be reading.

Love Laura

Saturday, September 25, 2010

I like your face.

So in Canadian French, which is quite different to the French that they speak in France, the expression "I like your face", means that you like someone as a person/friend. Do we hve an expression like that in English? There are alot of things that we don't have words for in English. There is no word for the plural of you, so you have to put words together. I learned from watching a recent vlogbrothers video on YouTube that there is no word in Romanian that means "shallow", you have to say "not deep". There is no word in English for the ring of water that is left on a surface by a cold glass, but there is in Italian, is that strange?

I think that it is also strange that there is no opposite for some things, such as rolling. You could that argue that sitting is the opposite of standing and that white is the opposite of black, but what is the opposite of rolling? Does it need to have an opposite? The word for when there is no word for something when there should be is "lacuna", or you could call it "a lexical gap", but that is not a word.

Even though there is an absence of words when there should be, there are words out there that we really don't need to have, such as "Samba", it means to rub the sides of your belly button together....?????????????? The word "dibble" means to drink like a duck, are there actually people out there who study the science of duck drinking??? "Rigicide" means killing a king, who uses that word, do you know anybody who has killed a king recenty and told you about it???

Think things over, and tell me what you think of this.

Love Laura

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

New Beginnings.

I felt that I needed to post this to commerate my first and only and last September 1, 2010, how exciting!!!!

Love and one thyme things,

Let's make rainbow cakes and swing on swings.

So today I made the bestestest rainbow cake ever, it had 6 different colours and tasted great, I was super excited!!!! Before I did that I went back to my old elementary school to the playground. Since I have gone to school there they have added two new swing sets, a total of 10 new swings, it was terribly exciting. I swung so high that I felt a little sick. They also put in a new jumbo slide, it was very wet, but I slid on it anyway!!!!!! They put in these spinny things while I was still in school there and they are soooooo much fun. You can feel like you are spinning super fast, when you are really spinning really slowly, harding spinning, almost stopping. It is a little strange. I had a lot of fun today while I was babysitting, did I mention that I was babysitting???? Well I was, all day, and I thought that it would suck, but it was pretty great. And..... I get paid, even better.

Better go, I am being called to duty, basicly tea making, lots of work to do here....

Love Laura

Friday, August 27, 2010

hi hows it going we havent talked in a while this post will be fully eithout puntcuation because i feel like it today is friday tomorrow is saturday i am bored and i dont have anything to do i guess i could go and work on my planning but i dont feel like it because once i start i will want to finish the assignment but i want to have time to go out later and the assignment that is next in the module with take a couple of hours and i do not have that kind of time today i hope that as you read this you are reading in a monotone that makes it really uninteresting because that is the voice inside of my head as i write this i am bored and a little unhappy we will talk again later now i am going to go and eat some animal crackers because they make everything better

Saturday, August 7, 2010


In the mathematics section of Google books, the number one book is Five Little Monkeys Jumping on the Bed. And the number one book in the cooking section is Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

Thursday, August 5, 2010

I LOVE being productive!!!!!!

So, this morning I decided that I would help my nan with making her quilted bags for a church auction. I know that I am religious, but I LOVE quilting. In fact I spent about 5 hours quilting today.I did the actual quilting of two bags, the lines that add decoration and keep the batting in place. Then I made the blocks for two bags. I love log cabin blocks, they are so easy to make and they look great.

Hold on, how old am I, 60, no I am 15, why do I like quilting?????? I have no idea. But someday I will make this, the bag to the right, the amazing log cabin tote.
Sorry I am just excited. I will post pictures of the finished product tomorrow
Love Laura

Friday, July 9, 2010

I had really good title, but now I can't remember it.

So. DId I mention that I'm in Bulgaria????? Ya, I think that a couple of posts ago I mentioned that I was going to Eastern Europe. We spent some time in Turkey, and now we are in Bulgaria, in the next couple of days we may go into Romania. We are having lots of fun.

We spent two days in a town on the sea. I did not enjoy the old women, walking around in G-string bakinis. I also didn'y dnjoy the old, overweight men in speedos. And also, when you are at the beach, please make your children wear bathing suits, we don't need to see everything.

Other than that it had been pretty good. They like Justin Beiber here. I have no more to say. On one of the first days I melted the heating wires in my straightener, so I have had the same stlye ponytail for the whole trip. Because my hair is so short, it can hardly be called a ponytail.

I need to go to bed now. It is only 10:05, but I am very tired.

Sorry this is so short.

Love Laura

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Which ones, or does it matter???

Last night, after awards night, my mum and I went to Safeway to get some milk. I was walking past the pharmacy, and I saw two men standing in the diaper aisle. I could hear them arguing, they were trying to decide which kind of diapers to buy. "Those ones look sagy." "Those ones are ugly." I thought that it was quite funny, these two men, a 50 year old dad and his 15 or so son trying to buy diapers.

Thursday, June 24, 2010

1000 x 4 = 4000!!!!!!!

So tired, by the way, who is the guy with the long hair in the Pretty Little Liars commercial, I've seen him before in some movie, but I can't remember who he is. I was just wondering as I just saw the ad. In the past three days I have worked for 17 hours, I have opened and closed over 600 combination locks, so boring. So far the summer is going great.

Every time that I am blogging, when I don't have music, I play the songs in my head, I put together a little playlist of the songs that I play, hope you like them.

Right now lululemon has a photo contest going on, of yoga around the world. I really want to post a picture of me in camel somewhere in Turkey, I hope that I can get the shot, I will get my dad to take one for me when we get there. I wil then post it on my blog, and you will be like, huh??????? no you won't because you now know about it.

I think that I am really in the mood to blog, but I have no idea what to right about, what do you think. I am trying to decide if I want to repaint my window sill, it is the nicest bright yellow, and I really like it, but I want a bit of a change. i also want to move the furniture in my bedroom, but it requires two people and alot of time. I will do it when I get home from Turkey, as tomorrow is Friday and I will be by myself and Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday next week I work and then we leave Wednesday night, and I won't be back until the second week of August. Such a long time to be away.

I set up a new blog for our trip, I will link to it here. I will try to blog a much as I can, whenever we have internet. I know that we will have internet for the first four days in Istanbul, but I don't know about after that.

Time to go.
Love Laura

The Dog Days Are Over

Wednesday, June 23, 2010


I thought that I should tell you, that because I live on the bench, above the train tracks, I get to listen to the train go by and blow its whistle every night. I just heard it, three blows, no coments please. I love listening to the train, it has a way of cheering me up when I am sad, which is now.

Good-night, Love Laura

So, what happened to my pillow?

Summer vacation started five days ago, and in those five days, hardly anything has happened. I have worked a total of 11 hours, been hit in the face with a moleskin journal, I have done numerous sit-ups and I have unlocked over 600 locks. I feel that I need to make myself some summer goals, but I have no idea what I want to accomplish this summer. I know what I am looking forward to, summer games, seeing my aunt, traveling all over eastern Europe and watching all of the Sound of Music in one sitting, something that I haven't done since I was probably 8, when I couldn't do anything after my fall. I know that I want to get organised, I need some sort of idea what I want to do, but just over the summer. I don't want to think past September, imagining the future is a kind of nostalgia, well, I think it is, I know some people who have their whole lives planned out, just waiting to happen.

I don't care if things don't go the way I plan, because I have no plans that could go wrong, I have no plans at all. The farthest that I can see into the future is when my shorts arrive in the mail on either Friday or Monday and I wear them for four days straight because I love them so much.

What I do know, is that in about twenty minutes I am going to go and brush my teeth and go to bed. I am sorry, not because this might be intensely boring to you, but because I had nothing better to do that come and write it down for you to read, directly saying that I need some sort of hobby to keep my occupied on Wednesday nights at 10:30, other than Solitaire.

Love Laura

Thursday, April 15, 2010

It tastes like how dirt smells.

Hello Internet, long time no see. Well, I see you Internet everyday but you blogger, it's been a longgggggggg time. About 5 minutes ago I thought, I will listen to music and blog, just for fun. But then, nothing happened because I have no life, so here I am.

Did I ever mention that I am going on a trip to Cuba with our band???? I don't think I did because I spent no time on blogger. We are leaving in like 16 days, I cannot wait. It is also like 21 degrees here. I love shorts.

Unfortunatly this is all the time that I can spend with you today Blogger.

Love Laura

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Do I look like Cher to you?????

I have been searching myself on Google, come on, we all do it. Right????? Well, I do. Did you know that not only am I a radio host in Indianapolis, but I am also a physiatrist in California and a Cher impersonator in Vegas. I love being me!!!

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Day 14

I hope this goes up today. I have made the official decision that I will be doing 365 posts in two years instead of one.

Love Laura

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Day 13

This is my goal for next year, En Pointe. I really want to get en pointe. Anyway, tonight I babysat and that is pretty much it. I am looking forward to Spring break, we leave for Vegas March 3. I don't know what I am going to do about the whole not being able to blog thing. Maybe I will change how often I post, I probably won't even be able to get internet in Cuba, Turkey, Bulgaria or Jordan. What am I going to do. Maybe start posting atleast three times a week, but special post, not these three line posts, telling you that I really need to sleep, which right now I do. Maybe I will just do a total of 365 posts over a period of two years, that way I can take some time off, but still have all of the post that I need. My youtubeless week is over, and I have been catching up on all of the things that I have missed. I love youtube. Maybe one day I will start a vlog, once I can show that I am dedicated to blogging. Friday is our wrestling test in gym, we do phyiscal testing starting monday, double block. Tomorrow I have double English. I htink that this is a long enough post.

Love Laura

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Day 12

So, life is good. I have bben looking at dance supplies for the past hour. I found the nicest leo, I ahve a couple, but this one is great. I also found some canvas split sole ballet slippers, mine are realy worn. I reallllllly want to get en pointe, maybe next year. Music festival is coming up and so is year end, I won't be here for year end because I will be in Cuba with the band. Tomorrow I have after school band. Time to go to bed now. I am realy tired

Love Laura

Monday, February 8, 2010

Day 11

Quick post before I go to bed. Oh my god, I watched House tonight, amazing. Sorry. It is about 11:20, time to sleep. I have been trying to find the English translation of the son Commme des Enfants, any one want to help. I love the song, but my French isn't good enough to know what it means. Just finished reading the devil wears Prada, I have seen the movie so many times that as i read i get the movie playing in my head. I think i am going to read the Guernsey ladies and potato peel pie society next, i think that is the title. i also want to read the book of Negros and three cups of tea. I think that I am going to fall asleep now. Good Night.

Love Laura

Sunday, February 7, 2010

Day 10

Since I have just finished doing dishes I am going to blog, my post for the day. Today I went to the gym and to the pool. I ran and cycled for about and hour and a half and then sat in the steam sauna for a while. School tomorrow, double band/science. Tonight we are going to photocopy Arrow. Letter post today.

Today's letter is WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW..........................................

walking. weird. waldo. wise. welch's juice. winter. winderful. work. wow. wo. womb.

Love Laura

Saturday, February 6, 2010

Day 9

For some reason I really thought that today was day 1o. Jumping into this blog when I have hardly blogged for months has been weird. Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone is on the telly, so is hairspray. The commercials are synced so that I can watch both movies and not miss anything at all. It is about 20 minutes to 11 and I am kind of tired. Today mum and I went to wal mart, save on foods, urban colour, they were having a 40% off sale and I got a really cool scarf with words on it. I am telling the world now, as advice, always read your clothing before you buy it, what it says might not be the greatest thing in the world. I think tomorrow morning we are going to go to the gym, I am going to go and sit in the sauna at the pool in the afternoon, my skin is reallllly dry and then we are going to photocopy Arrow in the evening. I was supposed to babysit tonight, but one of the parents called my this afternoon, and she was really sick so she was going to stay home. I made gigantic pot of borscht/stew for dinner, it was really good with garlic sausage, beets, potatoes, tomatoes, and leeks. I miss the old Dumbledore. I was searching this evening and I found the coolest jewelry tree, they also had the matching earrings to the bird necklace I have, I think I might order them for summer. I think that I am going to finish watching my movies and then I am going to go to bed. BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love Laura

Friday, February 5, 2010

Day 8

So today was the last day of the first week of the new semester. It went pretty well. Two days of double English. Only one double gym which is nice. I helped run the canteen this week. I really want to go and have a bath but it is 10:30 and my parents will tell me to go to bed because the bathroom that i use is right under their bedroom and it will keep them up. They are the kind of parents who go to bed at 9:30 on week nights and 9:31 on weekends. On monday we booked out tickets to Istanbul for the summer, I am looking forward to it. Next month we are going to Vegas for spring break. We are going to rent a car and go to the grand canyon and the hover dam.

I just finished reading the book Six Weeks to Toxic. It was one of those books that you really don't want to read but once you have started ityou cannot put it down. We started a new dance for year end to the the song Ain't Nothin' Wrong with That by Robert Randolph & the Family Band. For ballet we are doing One Day by Matisyahu. I love both of the songs so it is perfect. I think next year I will do a duet for festival, probably with Juliana.

I am really tired and I need to go to bed. I have been good, no Youtube today. I am just counting down the hours until I can watch nerimon again.

Love Laura