Saturday, April 18, 2009

Hello People of Earth and Anime (no they are not the same thing)

Hey there people,


I am here with Akina-Hana and we are at my house. AND we are eating the BEST Popsicles on the earth and in Anime Land. Anime Land is located 5,000,000,000,000,000,000 light year's away from Earth; and for a good reason. Anyway they are the Safeway Frozen Fruit Juice Pops and they are REALLY good.

There is no such thing as "Anime Land", Laura just wants to make herself feel better! and the reason why it's so far away is because we only deal with OUR OWN incompetence, not others!!!

You do know that incompetence means inability, don't you???? I don't think that Earthling's are incompetent.


Laura: I don't like Anime.
Aki-chan: Too bad, I don't like Metric! HA!
Laura: Metric is WAY better than "Berry Peoplez"
Aki-chan: Berryz KOUBOU are better than Metric as a whole. They look and sound better, AND have a better name! LEARN TO PRONOUNCE IT!
Laura: I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE PRONUNCIATION!!! Deal with it. Metric is Canadian and Emily Haines is freaking awesome. I don't really like "K-Pop"
Aki-chan: So you don't care if I call Metric "MEETREEEKS", or "Meat Freaks"? SO? Berryz Koubou's JAPANESE, and MOMO is in there. And it's "J-POP"! NOT FRIGGEN K-POP! DBSK is K-pop! GEEEZ.
Laura: J-Pop, K-Pop same thing. They both sound the same and have weird hair. Metric sings about real things.
Aki-chan: They have AWESOME hair! Plus, they sing about real things, too, but you're just too "UGH" to understand! AND BESIDES: I before E, except after C! Unless you're talking about a weird word like weird. Weird.
Laura: So that's it then. We've agreed to disagree. They are both equally awesome. (Metric is still so much better)

A note to parents: some of the words in this conversation have been censored for you child's "little" ears.

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